OK so baiscally this is what happens when I have access to a Thinkpad that's able to run MMD, Paint.NET with a crap load of plugins and bass boosted, deepfried audio to go with the many deep fried memes...
Model: Kaat 2.02 by JandJ (obivously): https://www.iwara.tv/users/jandj
Motion: just the standard A-pose modified into a T-pose for maximum dankness
Software: Miku Miku Dance 9.32 64 bit, paint.net with the Red Ochre, Pyrochild and Madjik plugin packs.
Hardware: Lenovo ThinkPad T470